What do you call someone that steals shoes?

A sneaker.

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Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

Why doesn't Yogi wear shoes?

He likes to go... bearfoot! I'll see myself out...

What's the difference between an extroverted mathematician and an introverted mathematician?

The extroverted mathematician looks at YOUR shoes when he's speaking to you.

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Why did the firefly keep stealing things ?

What goes "snap crackle and pop" A firefly with a short circuit !

Why didn't the man report his stolen credit card?

The thief was spending less then his wife.

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Why were the sneakers so sad?

Because they had ten issues.

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?

sneakers( iknow its old but its nice)