What do you call someone that steals shoes?

A sneaker.

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Why do shoes get sad... Why do shoes get sad when they lose their matching shoe?

Because they lost their solemate

What did the shoes say to the pants?

What up, britches?

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How do you steal a coat?

You jacket.

Who stole the golden necklace? Was it a High Elf, a Nord or a Khajiit?

The Khajiit.

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Why does an elephant wear sneakers ?

So that he can sneak up on mice !

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?

sneakers( iknow its old but its nice)