Why did the firefly keep stealing things ?

What goes "snap crackle and pop" A firefly with a short circuit !

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Where's the genie?

Takes off lampshade* What's wrong with this thing

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Its arse.

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Nether of them have a pop.

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Because she stole his heart

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Why did the firefly keep stealing things ?

What goes "snap crackle and pop" A firefly with a short circuit !

How long is a short circuit?

As long as it takes to it!

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What goes "snap crackle and pop" ?

A firefly with a short circuit !

Why did the firefly keep stealing things ?

What goes "snap crackle and pop" A firefly with a short circuit !

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What goes "snap crackle and pop" ?

A firefly with a short circuit !

Why is it always so sunny in Firefly and Serenity?

Because they only have one season.