Why did the Arabic man ask for her hand in marriage?

Because she stole his heart

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Why did the Arabic man ask for her hand in marriage?

Because she stole his heart

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Why did the Arabic man ask for her hand in marriage?

Because she stole his heart

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Why did the Arabic man ask for her hand in marriage?

Because she stole his heart