Why did the Arabic man ask for her hand in marriage?

Because she stole his heart

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Why the long pause?

asks the bartender. The bear replies "Well, I am a bear"

What did the banana peel say when asked what happens after it's thrown into the compost pile?

IDK, i'm just a banana.

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Why did the drill sergeant get a dishonorable discharge?

He couldn't keep his hands off his privates

What have I got in my hands?

A double decker bus! You looked!

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Why is lettuce the most loving vegetable?

Because it's all heart.

How can Euchre and Marriage be similar?

Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.

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Why was the pirate fired from the babyGap?

For stealing the booty

Why did the man steal mushrooms from the store?

Because he had no .

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Why do fifty percent of marriages end in divorce?

Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.

What's the one kind of marriage that's still frowned upon in Alabama?

Interracial

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How do you say "Jesus take the wheel" in Arabic?

Allah take the flight controls

What is the Arabic word for Priest?

Infidel.

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What did the policeman say when the Arabic man escaped from jail?

GOTTA CATCH JAMAL

Why did the Arabic man ask for her hand in marriage?

Because she stole his heart