Arabic Jokes

What is the Arabic word for Priest?

Infidel.

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What did the policeman say when the Arabic man escaped from jail?

GOTTA CATCH JAMAL

How do you say "Jesus take the wheel" in Arabic?

Allah take the flight controls

What's it called when an Arabic author releases their latest novel after dinner?

Post-Hummus

How do you say goodbye in Arabic?

BOOM!"

Why did the unfaithful Arabic woman cross the road?

To get to the other Sayid.

Why did the Arabic man ask for her hand in marriage?

Because she stole his heart

What do you call an Arabic rapper?

Vanilla Isis

What do you call a cowshed in Arabic?

A Mubarak

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What do you call 10 rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hareline

What did you do?

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What do you call a drunk muslim?

Hammad. What do you call a VERY drunk Muslim? Mohammad.

Why can't Arabs manage the scoreboards at ball games?

Because people get nervous when Mohammad starts counting down from 10.

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What do you get a kid without arms for Christmas?

Gloves, but he doesn't know that yet.. since he can't open it.

How do you know a joke isn't a repost?

When it doesn't reach the front page.

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How do you do it w/ 4 kids?

Hubs: With the door locked. Me: She means how do we manage...but yeah.

How do the people of northern Iraq manage to get so much done?

The Kurds have their ways

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How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike ?

They both have ornamental balls.

What kind of jokes does a priest tell?

Dad jokes

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Why don't Arab women need Insurance?

Because they are already covered.

When is it okay to spit an arab woman in the face?

When her moustache is on fire!

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Why do Americans just ignore the "H" in "Herb"?

Honestly, no idea!

What's the best way for an American to lose weight?

Gamble in British currency.

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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

A: Frostbite.

What do you get when you cross a spud and a metal show?

Moshed potatoes.