How do you say "Jesus take the wheel" in Arabic?

Allah take the flight controls

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Why did Jesus quit playing ice hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.

Why did Mary Magdalen love Jesus?

Because he was hung like this

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What do you call a disabled person during a zombie apocalypse?

Meals on wheels...

What did the car say when it's front wheels were stolen?

I don't want to go anywhere. I'm two tired.

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Why are Muslim countries are banning PokemonGo?

Because Allah likes digimon

What Did The Muslim Terminator Say?

Allah Be Back.

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What do you call a cowshed in Arabic?

A Mubarak

How do you say goodbye in Arabic?

BOOM!"