How do you say "Jesus take the wheel" in Arabic?

Allah take the flight controls

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Why did Mary and Joseph's WIFI get hacked?

Because Jesus WEPt.

What was the best thing about Jesus' crucifixion?

Well, the cross was a big plus

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How can we possibly improve this?

Man invents wheel of cheese* "Nailed it!"

What happened when fire and the wheel were invented?

People got lit and turnt.

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How many Jihadists does it take to change a light bulb?

Allah them. (I googled several varations and thus far I believe I am the originator)

Why couldn't the Dukes of Hazard visit Mecca?

Because that's just a little bit more than Allah will allow.

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Why did the Arabic man ask for her hand in marriage?

Because she stole his heart

Why did the unfaithful Arabic woman cross the road?

To get to the other Sayid.