What's the best way for an American to lose weight?

Gamble in British currency.

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What do you call the teacher who lost her baby?

Miss Carriage

How do fish lose weight?

They Swim-fast.

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Where is Dracula's American office?

The Vampire State Building.

What different about an American Christmas from a Spanish one?

Noel.

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What's the best way for an American to lose weight?

Gamble in British currency.

Why do you need patience at the gym?

Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.

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What's the best way to get King Kong to sit up and beg?

Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.

What's a good way to get gum out of your hair?

Getting diagnosed with cancer.

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What do the British say when they're flirting?

U wan'a m8?

What do you call a short sleeved British shirt?

A tea-shirt. Please don't hurt me.