What's the best way for an American to lose weight?

Gamble in British currency.

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What happened when the owl lost his voice ?

He didn't give a hoot !

What does Pittsburgh have in common with Peter Pan?

The Pirates always lose.

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How many American cops does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.

Why is it bad to have a strong American dollar?

It's harder to break bills.

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What did the scale say when it was going to drop a fresh mixtape?

Weight on it.

Why was the Pepsi crying while lifting weights?

Because he was soda-pressing

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What's the best way to accelerate a Mac?

A: 9.81 m/s2

What's the best way to get home from school?

Don't go to school.

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What's a British student's favourite drink?

M.I.Tea

What drove the British mystery fan insane?

He lost his Marples.