What did the scale say when it was going to drop a fresh mixtape?

Weight on it.

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Whats the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl?

Having to drop the bomb on them twice before they get it.

Why did Jesus drop out of the carpentry business?

He got too attached to his work.

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How do witches lose weight?

They join weight witches.

Why did Jared decide to gain all of his weight back?

The mall is hiring new Santas.

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What did the chef say when he noticed his scales were broken?

No weigh...

Why did the scale decide that the scam artists were heavier than the novels?

Because the cons outweighed the prose.