What did the scale say when it was going to drop a fresh mixtape?

Weight on it.

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Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What happens when you drop a hand gren-egg ?

It eggs-plodes !

Why did Johnny drop his ice cream?

Because he got hit by a truck!

Weight Jokes More Weight Jokes

What's the best way for an American to lose weight?

Gamble in British currency.

Why can't you lift weights on Monday?

It's a week day.

Scale Jokes More Scale Jokes

How do you tune a fish?

With its scales!

Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?

He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!