What did the scale say when it was going to drop a fresh mixtape?

Weight on it.

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Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?

He got hit by a truck...

Why do you have your thumb on my steak?

So I don't drop it again, Sir."

Weight Jokes More Weight Jokes

How does a crackhead lose weight?

Diet Coke.

How do you weight a fish?

With a scale.

Scale Jokes More Scale Jokes

How does a fish always know how much they weigh?

Because they have their own scales!

Why can't the insecure fish sing well?

He's never comfortable in his own scales.