What did the scale say when it was going to drop a fresh mixtape?

Weight on it.

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Who dropped a wad of notes with an elastic band round them?

I did! Well here's the elastic band.

What happens if an Asian gets stung by a bee?

Their GPA drops

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How do you know when your girlfriend is putting on too much weight?

She starts fitting into your wife's clothes.

What was the Olympic lifter missing from his bar ?

Weight for it...

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Why did the redditor stand on a piece of fruit to check his weight?

BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE

Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?

He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!