Why did the gentleman hold the door?

Because he was dying to do so.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why does the town idiot take his bedroom door off the hinges and put it to the sid every night when he goes to sleep?

ANSWER: Because he's afraid someone would look through the keyhole.

What do you get by cross-breeding a jehovahs witness and an atheist?

Someone who pointlessly knocks on the door.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What has 72 teeth and can hold back the Incredible Hulk?

My zipper.

What's the difference between Jesus and an oil painting?

You only need one nail to hold up a picture.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What happens when you die?

Me: You go to heaven. 4: No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff

What is the difference between a English actuary and a Sicilian actuary?

An English actuary can tell you how many people are going to die next year. A Sicilian actuary can give you their names...

Gentleman Jokes More Gentleman Jokes

What's the definition of a gentleman?

Someone who knows how to play the bagpipe and doesn't.

What did the gentleman say to the doctor when he went to get his pus drained?

Please! I in cyst!