Why did the gentleman hold the door?

Because he was dying to do so.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why did the door to door sales man get nervous and run away?

He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye

How do you get a hippie off your door step?

Pay for the pizza and close the door.

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How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.

What's the difference between a hold-up and a stick-up?

Age

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What would you do if I died?

Husband: I would go crazy Wife: Would you re-marry Husband: Ah, not that crazy..

What animal spins around about 200 times after it dies?

A rotisserie chicken

Gentleman Jokes More Gentleman Jokes

What's the definition of a gentleman?

Someone who knows how to play the bagpipe and doesn't.

Why did the gentleman hold the door?

Because he was dying to do so.