Why did the gentleman hold the door?

Because he was dying to do so.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How do Muslims close a door?

Islams it.

When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

Why did Sepp Blatter resign from the FIFA president position?

He just couldn't hold it any longer.

How many dwarves does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two one to hold the bulb and the other to serve him beer until the room starts spinning.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why did Kyle Crane have to change the lightbulb?

because he had a dying light

How did Wendy die?

The baconator

Gentleman Jokes More Gentleman Jokes

Why did the gentleman hold the door?

Because he was dying to do so.

When did this start?

and the gentleman replies, "When did what start "