Gentleman Jokes

Why did the gentleman hold the door?

Because he was dying to do so.

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What's the definition of a gentleman?

Someone who knows how to play the bagpipe and doesn't.

When did this start?

and the gentleman replies, "When did what start "

What did the gentleman say to the doctor when he went to get his pus drained?

Please! I in cyst!