What's the definition of a gentleman?

Someone who knows how to play the bagpipe and doesn't.

Previous Random Joke Next
Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why do Greek men wear gold neck chains?

A: So they know where to stop shaving.

What do you call a Muslim Girl dating an Agnostic Guy?

For safety purposes, I don't know if I should tell you her name..

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What's the worst part about admitting to your friends and family you play PokemanGo?

Having to admit you have autism :,P

How do they play basketball in Mexico?

Juan on Juan

Definition Jokes More Definition Jokes

What's the definition of an accountant?

Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.

How do you get a fire started?

You burn some fagots Look up the definition before commenting/down voting...

Gentleman Jokes More Gentleman Jokes

What's the definition of a gentleman?

Someone who knows how to play the bagpipe and doesn't.

Why did the gentleman hold the door?

Because he was dying to do so.

Bagpipe Jokes More Bagpipe Jokes

What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion?

A: No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe.

How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded?

A. You don't have to be very good to get people's attention.