What's the definition of a gentleman?

Someone who knows how to play the bagpipe and doesn't.

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What did the calculus student who failed his test and the guy who got a speed ticket have in common?

They didn't know their limits

What is the real reason leaves fall to the ground?

They know people will blow them.

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What do Abraham Lincoln and Peyton Manning have in common?

Neither can finish a play.

What do you get when you play a Frank Sinatra record at twice the speed?

Shrank Sinatra"

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What's the definition of a Mistress?

Oh, I don't know. Probably something between a Mister and a mattress.

What's the definition of a cannibal?

Some who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter!

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What did the gentleman say to the doctor when he went to get his pus drained?

Please! I in cyst!

When did this start?

and the gentleman replies, "When did what start "

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What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion?

A: No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe.

What do you call ten sets of bagpipes at the bottom of the sea?

A start.