What's the definition of a gentleman?

Someone who knows how to play the bagpipe and doesn't.

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What about yours?

Me:I wouldn't know... I don't talk to him about you...

How did Mummy know you hadn't had a bath?

Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel wet the soap and flood the bathroom.

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What do you call a punk band that knows how to play their instruments?

A metal band

What's the difference between an Irish guy dying in a play, and you getting laid?

One's a tragic Mick...

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What is the definition of "moon"?

The past tense of "moo"!

What's the definition of a school report?

A poison pen letter from the principal.

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What's the definition of a gentleman?

Someone who knows how to play the bagpipe and doesn't.

Why did the gentleman hold the door?

Because he was dying to do so.

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What's the definition of a gentleman?

Someone who knows how to play the bagpipe and doesn't.

Who knocks on doors at three in the morning?

It's so inconsiderate! Good thing I was still up playing my bagpipes.