How did Mummy know you hadn't had a bath?

Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel wet the soap and flood the bathroom.

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I'm Slavic and I know it"

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Because they've forgotten the words !

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I regret nutting!!!

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Under the soap

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One has hope in their soul, the other has soap in their hole

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How did Mummy know you hadn't had a bath?

Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel wet the soap and flood the bathroom.

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So he could make a clean getaway.

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If we use towels just to dry ourselves after washing off dirt and what not. Why do they get dirty??

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Towels.

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The short ones drowned in the floods

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Dam!

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How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?

I forgot to wet the soap.

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How did Mummy know you hadn't had a bath?

Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel wet the soap and flood the bathroom.

What do you get when you cut up an avagadro?

Guaca**mole**y edit: how do I make it not say this joke is Dirty