How did Mummy know you hadn't had a bath?

Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel wet the soap and flood the bathroom.

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When the crooked hamburger took it on the 'lamb' where did it go?

Oh 'ewe' know!

How do pirates know they are pirates?

They think therefore they arrr

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What is dementia?

I forget

Why did the mafia cross the road?

Hey forget about it

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How does Queen Elizabeth win a game of poker?

She goes to the bathroom.

Where does a vampire take a bath?

In the bat-room (bathroom).

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Why were ancient Egyptian children confused?

Because their daddies were mummies.

What does the 1286BC incribed on the mummy's tomb indicate ?

The registration of the car that ran him over !

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What's the difference between a nun on her knees and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in their soul, the other has soap in their hole

What's the difference between a girl that's praying and a girl that's having a bubble bath?

One has hope in her soul, The other has soap in her hole.

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What's the difference between a woman coming out of church and a woman taking a bath?

The woman coming out of church as hope in her soul!

What's the difference between a nun on her knees and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in their soul, the other has soap in their hole

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How did Mummy know you hadn't had a bath?

Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel wet the soap and flood the bathroom.

What gets wetter the more you dry?

A woman on a tumble dryer! (Bet you thought I was gonna say 'a towel', didn't you, silly redditors )

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What did the person say when a flood struck his house?

Damn it!

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Sooner or later, one of them is probably going to get your house.

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How did Mummy know you hadn't had a bath?

Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel wet the soap and flood the bathroom.

What did the overly excited gardener do when spring arrived?

He wet his plants.

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What's THE dirtiest joke you know?

Please make it extra dirty with a side of dirty.

What do you get when you cut up an avagadro?

Guaca**mole**y edit: how do I make it not say this joke is Dirty