What did the person say when a flood struck his house?

Damn it!

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What do you call a person who uses multiple accounts to upvote their own memes?

Unidank

What do you call a person with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows.

Damn Jokes More Damn Jokes

Why do I have a temperature of 101.3?

Me: Maybe you're pregnant Wife: What's wrong with you *damn you webMD, damn you.

What did Shakespeare say when his dog messed up the carpet?

Out, damned spot! Out, I say!"*

House Jokes More House Jokes

How does an Eskimo build his house?

Igloos it together.

What's the difference between a toilet and a sink?

Aaaand you're not allowed in my house anymore.

Strike Jokes More Strike Jokes

How come a man driving a train got struck by lightning?

He was a good conductor.

Why shouldn't you bowl against a snake?

Because snakes make lots of strikes.

Flood Jokes More Flood Jokes

Why did the Irish Football manager flood the pitch ?

So he could bring his 'sub' on

Why are housing prices in Toronto falling?

Because the market got flooded.