What did Shakespeare say when his dog messed up the carpet?

Out, damned spot! Out, I say!"*

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What do you call a pile of dogs?

A ruff terrain.

What did the dog say when he sat on sand paper?

Ruff

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What did the beaver say when he fell in water?

Dam it.

What did the atheist say when he found himself at the Pearly Gates the day he died?

Well I'll be damned!

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What did Shakespeare say when his dog messed up the carpet?

Out, damned spot! Out, I say!"*

Who Wants to be a Millionaire messes up while reading the question?

A Regis Error.

Carpet Jokes More Carpet Jokes

What does Speedy Gonzalez keep under his carpet?

Underlay! Underlay!

Why do carpets in white folk houses always need vacuuming?

Crackers always leave crumbs.

Shakespeare Jokes More Shakespeare Jokes

Why did Shakespeare refuse to join the army?

He didn't like the phrase fire at will!

What does Shakespeare say when he is angry with his dog?

Out, out, damned Spot!