What does Shakespeare say when he is angry with his dog?

Out, out, damned Spot!

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What was the dog doing on the turnpike?

About seven miles an hour.

What should you know before you teach your dog a new trick?

You should know more than your dog.

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How bad is it, Doctor?

Doc: Damn it I told you I'm a mine worker not a doctor. It's my name, idiot

What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

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What does Shakespeare say when he is angry with his dog?

Out, out, damned Spot!

What do you call a nervous javelin thrower?

Shakespeare.