What does Shakespeare say when he is angry with his dog?

Out, out, damned Spot!

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Why are dogs bad at dancing?

They have two left feet

Where does a dog go when his tail falls off?

The retail store

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What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?

A bad golfer goes "Damn!" A bad skydiver goes "Damn!"

What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

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What did Shakespeare name his pet pig?

Hamlet.

What is Shakespeare's favourite snack?

Hamlet du fromage