What does Shakespeare say when he is angry with his dog?

Out, out, damned Spot!

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What's worse than getting AIDs?

Having to find out that your dog has AIDs too.

What does a dyslexic agnostic insomniac do?

Stays up all night pondering the existence of a dog

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What did the person say when a flood struck his house?

Damn it!

Whoa that's a lemon, how much did you pay?

Only $3,200" Dude it's literally a piece of fruit "Damn....not again"

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What is Shakespeare's favourite snack?

Hamlet du fromage

Why did Shakespeare break up with his girlfriend?

Prose before hoes.