What should you know before you teach your dog a new trick?

You should know more than your dog.

Previous Random Joke Next

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you say when a dog runs away?

Dog-gone!

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know if a hippo is in your oven?

The door won't close

What's the difference between this morning and your daughter?

Boss: I don't know. Guy: I'm not coming in this morning!

Teach Jokes More Teach Jokes

What did Star Trek teach millions of kids?

To boldly split infinitives!

Why did they invent the shopping cart?

To teach women to walk on their hind legs.