What should you know before you teach your dog a new trick?

You should know more than your dog.

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What type of dog is always amazed?

A Chi-WOW!-ua

Why is the zoo calling us about a missing coyote?

ME: bleeding profusely So... not a dog

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How do I know you're not a cop -If I was a cop would I do this?

Starts breakdancing* Thats not as much proof as you think it is

How many Jon Snows does it take to change a light bulb?

It wouldn't matter. Jon Snow knows nothing.

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Who are you and how do you get the time and money?

Teach me.

Why do black people play basketball?

Because it teaches them how to shoot, run and steal.