What should you know before you teach your dog a new trick?

You should know more than your dog.

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What car do dogs drive?

A Doge charger

Why is a dog with a lame leg like adding 6 and 7s?

He puts down the three and carries the one.

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How do I know you're not John Cena?

I can see you

What's the best thing about Switzerland?

I don't know, but their flag is a huge plus.

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What do you call the grounds of a university that specializes in teaching neuroscience to hippopotamuses?

Hippocampus!

How many lost cats walk by the telephone pole with their missing flier on it?

Just another reason to teach your cat to read.