Why did the packaged green onion get into trouble?

Because it was a wrapped scallion.

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Wrap Jokes More Wrap Jokes

How much should I trim off the back?

Me: Leave it long enough for him to wrap around his fist twice.

What is less Kosher than a bacon wrapped shrimp?

A communion wafer

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

Why do they have so much trouble with the phone systems in China?

A: Because there are so many Wings and so many Wongs that someone's always Winging the Wong number.

How do you tell a racist joke without getting in trouble?

Write it down.

Package Jokes More Package Jokes

Who's there ! Amelia ! Amelia who ?

Amelia a package last week - did you get it !

What is the last step in manufacturing Tickle-Me-Elmo's before packaging and shipping to stores?

Give it two test-tickles.