Why did the packaged green onion get into trouble?

Because it was a wrapped scallion.

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What did the psychiatrist say to the crazy naked guy wrapped in cellophane?

Clearly, I can see your nuts.

What is less Kosher than a bacon wrapped shrimp?

A communion wafer

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How do you tell a racist joke without getting in trouble?

Write it down.

Why do Communist Dictators have trouble getting their work done on time?

They're way too into Stalin

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What is the last step in manufacturing Tickle-Me-Elmo's before packaging and shipping to stores?

Give it two test-tickles.

How much for this melted ghost?

Sir that's a bed sheet "You have a lot of them! And they're packaged IS THIS GHOST HELL" This is a Macys