Why did the packaged green onion get into trouble?

Because it was a wrapped scallion.

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Wrap Jokes More Wrap Jokes

What did a police officer write in the criminal report, when they found a homey from the bottom of a lake, wrapped in 200 kg's of metal chains?

Offender stole more than he could carry by swimming

What did the Psychiatrist say to the naked man wrapped in surran wrap?

Well I can clearly see your nuts

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

What's black and white and red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her head

Why do women have trouble peeing in the morning?

You ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich

Package Jokes More Package Jokes

What did the redditor say when he opened his package from the UniBomber?

Wow, I did not expect this post to blow up

Who's there ! Amelia ! Amelia who ?

Amelia a package last week - did you get it !