What's black and white and red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her head

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head?

Sister-Matic

Why do nuns always travel in pairs?

Because one nun follows the other nun to make sure that nun doesn't get none.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What's the difference between a spitter and a swallower?

10 lbs of pressure on the back of the head.

How do I stop a Christmas Gnome being airsick on the sledge?

Gnome : Put a five pound note between his teeth and stick his head over the side of the sledge.

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

Why did the painter from Boston have trouble making friends?

He was way too autistic for his own good.

What's black, white, red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

Javelin Jokes More Javelin Jokes

What's black &amp white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her neck.

Why couldn't the cat walk through the door?

it had a javelin through it's head.

Revolving Door Jokes More Revolving Door Jokes

Why was the girl stuck in the revolving door for two weeks?

cuz she couldn't find the door handle

What's black and white, and red all over. And cant fit through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her.