What's black and white and red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her head

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

Why was the nun named "NPN"?

She was a trans-sister! I'm so sorry for wasting your precious mouse clicks on that god-awful joke

What's black and white and can't go through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you call a nosy hot pepper?

Jalapeno business! ha ha.. haha.. ha love this joke (Usually accompanied with three snaps of the fingers in the shape of the letter Z and moving my head from side to side)

What does the Saudi executioner say every time he takes a head?

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Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

What did the boy say when he had trouble using glue?

I'm stuck.

Why did the Saudi restaurant get in trouble?

They put the Umm Ali next to the Baba Ghanoush.

Javelin Jokes More Javelin Jokes

What's black, white, red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her head.

What's black and white, and red all over. And cant fit through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her.

Revolving Door Jokes More Revolving Door Jokes

What did the monkey say when he caught his tail in the revolving door?

It won't be long now...

What's black, white, red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.