What's black and white and red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her head

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What do you call a nun who's gone to Heaven?

Nun of the above.

How many nuns can a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nuns?

Nun.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why did the masochist STOP hitting himself on the head with a hammer ?

Because it hurt.

What is the definition of torque?

When you wake up in the morning with an erection so stiff, that when you bend it down to take a leak, your legs kick back and you hit your head on the toilet.

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

What is the only law enforcement agency that will get in trouble if a black man is shot?

The Secret Service

Why are Aluminum Phosphate ions so bad at math?

They have trouble forming solutions.

Javelin Jokes More Javelin Jokes

What's black & white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her neck.

Why couldn't the cat walk through the door?

it had a javelin through it's head.

Revolving Door Jokes More Revolving Door Jokes

What's black, white, red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

What's black and white and red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her head