What is the only law enforcement agency that will get in trouble if a black man is shot?

The Secret Service

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Why did John Lennon get shot?

because Mark Chapman was a terrible shot, and kept missing Yoko.

How many cops do you need to change a light bulb?

None. They just shoot the room for being black. Credit: donator on some stream said the joke and just wanted to share it.

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How do you know that Adam and Eve were white?

Have you ever tried taking a rib from a black man

How does a black man ride a black stallion?

With no legs.

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You ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich

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They're way too into Stalin

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What is the difference between the regular police and the secret service?

The secret service is the only police that gets in trouble if a black person dies. Shamelessly stolen from the correspondents' dinner.

How do you tell the difference between Al Gore and the secret service when they're in the same room?

Al Gore's the stiff one.

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What do you call a law enforcement agency that refuses to buy it's own vehicles?

The pro-lease department

What is the only law enforcement agency that will get in trouble if a black man is shot?

The Secret Service