What is the only law enforcement agency that will get in trouble if a black man is shot?

The Secret Service

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Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What do you get when you shoot four bullets into a six pack?

A Tupac...

How many girls a boy need to shoot a school?

None.

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

Why are black men taller than white men?

Because their knee grows.

Why did the black man have to sell his parrot?

because polly wanted a cracker

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

What do you call an alligator trying to start trouble?

An instagator!

What do you give an alligator who is having trouble hearing?

A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P

Secret Service Jokes More Secret Service Jokes

Why do you want to join the Secret Service?

Me: "It's a secret." Job interviewer: "You got the job."

How do you tell the difference between Al Gore and the secret service when they're in the same room?

Al Gore's the stiff one.

Law Enforcement Agency Jokes More Law Enforcement Agency Jokes

What is the only law enforcement agency that will get in trouble if a black man is shot?

The Secret Service

What do you call a law enforcement agency that refuses to buy it's own vehicles?

The pro-lease department