Al Gore's the stiff one.
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The Secret Service
The secret service is the only police that gets in trouble if a black person dies. Shamelessly stolen from the correspondents' dinner.
A: If they sent her to a public school the secret service would be out-gunned!
Me: "It's a secret." Job interviewer: "You got the job."
An egg can stay in the cup longer
In the case of the bmw, the pricks are on the inside.
The pro-lease department
Because, time will always tell.
They ain't private ears. (I don't care if a six year old came to this first thirty years ago, it just came to me.)
Nigeria
His lips are moving.
Paid off.
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Finding a sack of hatched spider eggs in your room
Two. One to hold the bulb and other to drink until the room spins.
A: He's the stiff one.
Well, both carry stiffs, but one's for coming and the other's for going.
A: Chelsea.
Chelsea.
