What do you get when 42 goes into 45?

Chelsea.

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What has 42 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?

My Zipper.

What has an IQ of 42?

A: "40 Marines plus their lieutenant"

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What is 32% black, 45% white... ...gets lit up and changes to blue and red at night?

Chicago.

What's the difference between the charismatics and the nacists?

45

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Why does Chelsea look so stupid and ugly?

A: Heredity.

What do you get when you cross a crooked lawyer with a crooked politician?

A: Chelsea.