What's the difference between a condom and a coffin?

Well, both carry stiffs, but one's for coming and the other's for going.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a 6 year old and a 16 year old?

Which hole they stick their finger in when no-one's looking.

What is the difference between ice and dry ice ?

Dry ice lacks of water.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

How many Buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?

None, the changes necessary will come from within.

What works better than anti-depressants?

A 12 Gauge in the mouth This came to me whilst being all depressed.

Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

How about if I put a balloon over it?

Would you touch it then " -guy who invented condoms

What does Kodak film and a condom have in common?

They both capture that special moment

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Why Arent You Taking Me With You To Bangkok?

Husband: Because Nobody Carries A Tiffin To A Restaurant. "If U Didn't Get It Go Watch Pogo":p

Why do buzzards prefer to fly?

Because they really like their carry-on..... yeah total dad joke, i know.

Coffin Jokes More Coffin Jokes

What would George Washington be doing if he were alive right now?

Scratchin' the inside of his coffin.

Why are graveyards so noisy?

Because of all the coffin.

Stiff Jokes More Stiff Jokes

What's the difference between a condom and a coffin?

Well, both carry stiffs, but one's for coming and the other's for going.

How do you spot Al Gore in a room full of secret service agents?

A: He's the stiff one.