Why Arent You Taking Me With You To Bangkok?

Husband: Because Nobody Carries A Tiffin To A Restaurant. "If U Didn't Get It Go Watch Pogo":p

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Restaurant Jokes More Restaurant Jokes

Why was the powerlifter fired from his job at the restaurant?

He was awesome at cleaning the bar, but he wouldn't stop jerking it.

What does Harambe order when he goes to a restaurant?

He gets the kids meal.

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Why do ghosts carry tissues?

Because they have BOOOOgers.

Why do black folk carry around "boomboxes"?

it's just their stereo-type!

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

About 45 pounds. What's the differece between a husband and a boyfriend 45 minutes

What does the husband say to his wife whose nose is bleeding?

Nothing, he already said it twice.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

How do u get a pool table to laugh?

tickle its balls.

How can U make a difference?

Good Mourning! *(this pun is baaad and I feel terrible about it)*

Bangkok Jokes More Bangkok Jokes

Why Arent You Taking Me With You To Bangkok?

Husband: Because Nobody Carries A Tiffin To A Restaurant. "If U Didn't Get It Go Watch Pogo":p

What do you can an agent orange attack on Bangkok?

Thai die.