Why Arent You Taking Me With You To Bangkok?

Husband: Because Nobody Carries A Tiffin To A Restaurant. "If U Didn't Get It Go Watch Pogo":p

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What restaurant does a fast food worker/hacker work at?

HackDonalds.

What would you call a restaurant for anorexics?

The Empty Plate...

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Why do choirs keep buckets handy?

So they can carry their tune

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Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body

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What would you do if i won the lottery?

Wife: I'd take half and leave. Husband: Well here's $6 and you can start packing anytime now.

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Every night, he'd go out and drink until it was light.

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They're not infallible

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When ur done, u can drop her off anywhere.

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What do you can an agent orange attack on Bangkok?

Thai die.

Why Arent You Taking Me With You To Bangkok?

Husband: Because Nobody Carries A Tiffin To A Restaurant. "If U Didn't Get It Go Watch Pogo":p