Why is the capitol of Ireland growing so fast?

because the population is always Dublin.

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What do you call a fuzzy animal that grows on trees?

A root bear! (I came up with this joke a few minutes ago. I hope it's funny)

What does a cow who's a jerk grow up to be?

Beef Jerky.

Ireland Jokes More Ireland Jokes

What is the difference between St. Patrick and Christopher Columbus?

One drove all the snakes from Ireland, the other drove away all of the Native Americans.

What side of the road do they drive on in ireland?

None. They're so drunk and violent no one is allowed to drive.

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What is the population of Somalia ?

About 10kg (22 lbs).

Why the population in India is exploding these days?

Because everyone over there is doing IT!

Dublin Jokes More Dublin Jokes

Why is Dublin the capital of Ireland?

Cause it keeps on Dublin and Dublin.

Why is it so expensive to live in Ireland?

Cause they keep *Dublin* the taxes.

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Why is the capitol of Ireland growing so fast?

because the population is always Dublin.

What's the capitol of Switzerland?

Me: Ummm, Geneva Him: Nope!.... BERN!!!!