One drove all the snakes from Ireland, the other drove away all of the Native Americans.
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Two-forty (use an Irish accent)... It's two-farty
Farty.
Because they couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.
he thought he was going to Arrrland.
A virgin.
Arrrish
Are ye alright in the back there lads?
Cos' they keep Dublin and Dublin and Dublin...
Urine luck
Because its capital is always Dublin.
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They couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.
Pubs
Ireland: More bars in more places
Cause it keeps on Dublin and Dublin.
A consonant.
When we say waterboarding in Ireland it means surfing.
because the capital is always Dublin!
Cause they keep *Dublin* the taxes.
Because it's capital is always Dublin.
Their economies falter after a popping of a housing bubble.
None. They're so drunk and violent no one is allowed to drive.
because the population is always Dublin.
By sending in millions of Muslims
Paddy O' Furniture
Because it's dangerous to shoot for 3 or even 4.
Walk him and pitch to the rhino.
Because he wears an eyepatch and has poor depth perception.
2) How 2 build ark 3) Can god just build ark 4) Are snakes necessary 5) Is god real or am I high
Regular rocks are too heavy.
Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!
Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again."
Aunt Arctica! PENGUIN . . ME makes flies over head motion PENGUIN I don't know what that means
What I mean is that people from NY are New Yorkers, people from California are Californian, and coincidentally people from Colorado and Washington are Potheads.
You can't gentrify this place! I just moved here!"
All dressed up, with no place to go.
Because if you add even one more it gets "2 farty".
The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some irish tunes)
