One drove all the snakes from Ireland, the other drove away all of the Native Americans.
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Two-forty (use an Irish accent)... It's two-farty
Farty.
Because they couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.
he thought he was going to Arrrland.
A virgin.
Arrrish
Are ye alright in the back there lads?
Cos' they keep Dublin and Dublin and Dublin...
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Because its capital is always Dublin.
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They couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.
Pubs
Ireland: More bars in more places
Cause it keeps on Dublin and Dublin.
A consonant.
When we say waterboarding in Ireland it means surfing.
because the capital is always Dublin!
Cause they keep *Dublin* the taxes.
Because it's capital is always Dublin.
Their economies falter after a popping of a housing bubble.
None. They're so drunk and violent no one is allowed to drive.
because the population is always Dublin.
By sending in millions of Muslims
Paddy O' Furniture
They're the ones shouting "Black Lives Matter!"
When it gets tired of one spot it just moves to another !
Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again."
Driver: I love to travel.
Very large ones.
Pollywood!
One. They hold it in place and wait for the world to revolve around them.
Because they had no bars on their cells!
A: To the microwave.
The www.izard of Oz.
You try so hard to get in but 9 months later you regret you ever came.
She can run faster than her brother.