What do you call a fast sheep in Ireland?

A virgin.

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What do you say when a virgin sneezes?

Goesintight.

What do laws and virgins have in common?

They're both there to be violated. (The sad part is that a Portuguese Taxi Driver actually said that seriously in a protest against Uber)

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What is similar between Spain, Ireland, and the United States?

Their economies falter after a popping of a housing bubble.

Why are there so many people in Ireland?

Cos' they keep Dublin and Dublin and Dublin...