Paddy O' Furniture
Every time they set off the fireworks, the French surrendered.
An oviposition set
Two-forty (use an Irish accent)... It's two-farty
One drove all the snakes from Ireland, the other drove away all of the Native Americans.
Time to buy a new chair.
Three. One to hold the light bulb do and two to spin the chair
Paddy O'Furniture. Happy St. Patrick's Day!
Paddy O'furniture