Regular rocks are too heavy.
When two people takes a long, romantic walk on the beach, but only one of them knows about it
Devil: You told people you'd say hi to other people 3,789 times but only did it 4 times. Me: OK that's fair.
Denim, denim, denim.
A.) Because red means Stop.
Paddy O'Furniture. Happy St. Patrick's Day!
One drove all the snakes from Ireland, the other drove away all of the Native Americans.
St. Patrick's day everybody wants to be Irish.
Counterfitz
A shamrock.
