Why don't women wear skirts in San Fransisco?

Because their balls would show.

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Why in the World would a Woman ever take her picture in the bathroom mirror?

It defies logic

What's another word for knowing that you're right?

Woman

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Why was Cinderella kicked out of the football team?

She ran away from the ball.

What's the most sought after ball in Biopsy Bingo?

B9

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Why don't women wear dresses in the winter?

A: They could get chapped lips!

Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells?

Because B-shells are too small, and D-shells are too big.

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What would you call Scott Adsit if he was a skirt?

Scott Ad

Why do they wear skirts in New Zealand?

Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.