Why don't women wear skirts in San Fransisco?

Because their balls would show.

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What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with Vegetables?

Mrs Hawking

Why couldn't the woman buy a bakery shop?

A: She couldn't raise enough dough.

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Why is Cinderella so bad at football?

A. Because she's got a pumpkin for a coach B. Because she keeps running away from the ball

What does Cinderella say when she gets to the ball?

cough* *cough*

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Why don't women wear skirts in the winter?

Ever try and peel apart a cold grilled cheese sandwich

What do you call a sheman wearing a bikini?

Flaccid

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Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter time?

Cuz they'll get chapped lips. Brr.

Why don't girls where skirts in the winter?

So they don't get chapped lips.