Why does the Mexican guy take xanax?

For hispanic attacks Edit: Happy Cinco de Mayo

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What happens to a girl with anxiety when she sees a Spanish person?

She has a hispanic attack

Why'd the Mexican guy have to take xanax?

Because of hispanic attacks..

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Why did the Mexican guy rob a train?

He had a loco motive.

Why'd the Mexican guy have to take xanax?

Because of hispanic attacks..

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Why does the Mexican guy take xanax?

For hispanic attacks Edit: Happy Cinco de Mayo

What's the only major difference between Cinco de Mayo and Saint Patrick's day?

Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day.