Why does the Mexican guy take xanax?

For hispanic attacks Edit: Happy Cinco de Mayo

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Why does the Mexican guy take xanax?

For hispanic attacks Edit: Happy Cinco de Mayo

Why does the American Border Patrol guard take Xanax?

To stop Hispanic attacks.

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Why did the Mexican guy rob a train?

He had a loco motive.

Why does the Mexican guy takes xanax?

For hispanic attacks...

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How did So-Cal celebrate the double anniversary of the LA Riots and Cinco de Mayo?

Rodney King Pinatas

What about Cinco de Mayo?

USA: "What'd you just say " Nachos: "Nothing."