Mexican Guy Jokes

Why'd the Mexican guy have to take xanax?

Because of hispanic attacks..

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Why didn't the Mexican guy at work take out the trash at work when I asked him?

He had -ity!

Why does the Mexican guy take xanax?

For hispanic attacks Edit: Happy Cinco de Mayo

What do you call two Mexican guys playing basketball?

Juan on Juan.

What do you call a Mexican guy with one rubber toe?

Roberto

Why does the Mexican guy takes xanax?

For hispanic attacks...

What do you call a Mexican guy shouting at someone?

An argumentative ese

What did the Mexican guy get for Christmas?

His verdict.

What do you call a mexican guy with a rubber toe?

Roberto

What do you call a Mexican guy who's car always goes missing?

Carlos.

What did the Mexican guy say when the two houses fell on him?

Get off me homes.

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Why did the Mexican guy rob a train?

He had a loco motive.

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What do you call a black guy who was stabbed by a Mexican?

An ambulance.

Why did Beethoven hate Mozart?

Because Mozart stabbed him in the Bach.

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

What do you call a black guy who can fly a plane?

A pilot what else would you call him? You racist prick!

What's faster than a black guy running with a stolen T.V.?

His brother with the DVR

Farm Jokes More Farm Jokes

Why shouldn't you tell secrets on the farm?

The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.

What do you call a farm full of blacks?

Antique farm equipment.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What is Pat Sajak's favorite Christmas carol?

No L

Why did the German baker claim on his insurance at Christmas?

Because his bread was stollen!!!

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What is similar between students with mental health issues and nurses giving vaccinations?

They both tend to shoot up schools.

What goes clip-clop-clip-clop-BANG-clip-clop-clip-clop?

An Amish drive by shooting.

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What do you call someone who promises change but ends up burning millions of undesirables?

Sean Murray and PS4 users

What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4?

3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call five Mexicans on the bottom of a pool?

Sinko :D

What does a Mexican carpet fitter say to motivate his colleagues?

Underlay! Underlay!

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

Why was the cop absent from work?

He had swine flu

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they just shoot the room for being black.