Mexican Guy Jokes

Why'd the Mexican guy have to take xanax?

Because of hispanic attacks..

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Why didn't the Mexican guy at work take out the trash at work when I asked him?

He had -ity!

Why does the Mexican guy take xanax?

For hispanic attacks Edit: Happy Cinco de Mayo

What do you call two Mexican guys playing basketball?

Juan on Juan.

What do you call a Mexican guy with one rubber toe?

Roberto

Why does the Mexican guy takes xanax?

For hispanic attacks...

What do you call a Mexican guy shouting at someone?

An argumentative ese

What did the Mexican guy get for Christmas?

His verdict.

What do you call a mexican guy with a rubber toe?

Roberto

What do you call a Mexican guy who's car always goes missing?

Carlos.

What did the Mexican guy say when the two houses fell on him?

Get off me homes.

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Why did the Mexican guy rob a train?

He had a loco motive.

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Why does Mexico always do so poorly in the olympics?

Anyone who could run, swim or jump made it to the USA.

How do you know when Mexico is playing in the World Cup?

Literally all gardening stops

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Why doesn't the guy with OCD ever get laid?

Because when he turns his girlfriend on he has to turn her off again three times.

What did the calculus student who failed his test and the guy who got a speed ticket have in common?

They didn't know their limits

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What did God say when he made the first black person?

Damn, I burnt one...

How did Helen Keller burn her face?

She answered the waffle iron. How did she burn the other side? They called back.

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What is the difference between a Black Guy and an elevator ?

One can raise a child

How many black guys does it take to screw a lightbulb?

You cant count them when its dark

Cinco De Mayo Jokes More Cinco De Mayo Jokes

Why does the Mexican guy take xanax?

For hispanic attacks Edit: Happy Cinco de Mayo

What about Cinco de Mayo?

USA: "What'd you just say " Nachos: "Nothing."

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did the boy stop using his Sony, his Boombox, and his Bose Radio?

He stopped believing in stereotypes.

How do you stop ISIS?

Leave some milk in the sun for a few days.

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Why did Jill fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Why did she not get back up? Because she had no legs. What did Jill get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What did the homeless got for Christmas?

Hypothermia.

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

What did the Syrians use to light their homes before candles?

A. Electricity.

What did the Mexican say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me homes.