What's faster than a black guy running with a stolen T.V.?

His brother with the DVR

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What's faster than a black guy running down the street with your T.V?

His brother holding the VCR.

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in december?

The specific ocean.

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Why did the black guy get mad at the pirate?

He dropped the hard 'arrrrrr.'

Why did the black guy wear a tuxedo to his vasectomy?

If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent.

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What will the results of the next election be?

No one knows! The results were stolen from the Politburo just last night!

How many reposters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but they have to steal it first.

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What do you do when you see a floating T.V. in the middle of the night?

Tell Jamal to drop it

What's faster than a black guy running with a stolen T.V.?

His brother with the DVR