What's faster than a black guy running with a stolen T.V.?

His brother with the DVR

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Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

How many are you?

We are three. - Three - Me and my brother. - You have a brother - No why do you ask

How many "can't"s can a white girl "can't" before she literally can't even?

my brother asked me this when i woke up and it has been bugging me all day.

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

How many black guys does it take to screw a lightbulb?

You cant count them when its dark

What do you get when you mix an octopus with a black guy?

Idk but it sure as hell can pick cotton

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why do you want to be Jedi?

Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army To keep the peace

What's a robin?

Fred: A bird that steals ma'am.

T.V. Jokes More T.V. Jokes

What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his t.v. show?

I wish I could hear you whinnie.

What is the black kid getting for Christmas?

Your T.V.