How many mice does it takes to screw, in a lightbulb?

Two, as always.

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How many people with alzheimer's does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the otherside!

How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.

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How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, except she scissors it in.

How many Vietnam vets does it take the screw in a light bulb?

THAT'S RIGHT!!! YOU DON'T KNOW BECAUSE YOU WEREN'T THERE!!!

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What do you call a mouse named Bob who's having an existential crisis?

Bob.

How do you know a blonde has been using the computer?

A. There is cheese in front of the mouse.