How many mice does it takes to screw, in a lightbulb?

Two, as always.

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How many Arians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None: Arians aren't afraid of the dark.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One.

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How do Astronauts screw in a lightbulb?

They don't: They screw in a vacuum.

How many Duggar does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw children, not light bulbs.

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What does Mickey Mouse do to Minnie Mouse after she drowns and he pulls her out of the water?

Mouse to Mouse resuscitation.

What's the definition of innocence?

A nun working in a condom factory thinking she's making sleeping bags for mice.