What do married people do for fun?

Get divorced.

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What did Jay-Z call Beyonce before they were married?

Fiancee

Why don't you get married?

Me: I've never been that hungry.

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What's a social media for married people?

Weddit

Why is a room full of married people empty?

A: There isn't a single person in it.

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What kind of fun do priests have?

Nun

Why did the monster dye her hair yellow?

To see if blondes have more fun.