What do married people do for fun?

Get divorced.

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How do you turn a fox into an elephant?

Marry it.

How does Geppetto exact his revenge on Monstro the Whale?

Marry a net maker

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What do married people do for fun?

Get divorced.

Why is a room full of married people empty?

A: There isn't a single person in it.

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What do turtles do for fun?

Play hide and shell.

What do you call a fruit that makes fun of someone?

A banana-nana-nana Got it on a popsicle stick. Laughed for way too long.