A real hootenanny!
Hide his paycheck with his kids.
Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.
It's too wet to woo.
Because they don't have wing mirrors.
Because I have pictures of you with a goat "
to help with the cavity searches
He hates nieeeeeeeeces to pieeeeeecesssssssss!!!!!!!
