What do you get when you hire an owl to babysit your kids?

A real hootenanny!

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What's the difference between Stanley Yelnats and the rest of the kids in Holes?

He was just a nerdy digger.

Whats camp for kids with ADD called?

Concentration camp.

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What's the first thing an Owl asks when you trow a rock at it?

HOOO did that!

What do you call an owl that does magic?

Hooooooo-dini!

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What do you get when you hire an owl to babysit your kids?

A real hootenanny!

What do you get when Steve Jobs hires and fires a lot of people in six months?

A: An Apple turnover.

Babysit Jokes More Babysit Jokes

Why doesn't Mr. Jinks babysit his brother's daughters?

He hates nieeeeeeeeces to pieeeeeecesssssssss!!!!!!!

What's the difference between your child and your husband?

At least you can leave your child alone with the babysit