What do you get when you hire an owl to babysit your kids?

A real hootenanny!

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Whatcha inventing?

I call it a picnic. It's a meal but outside with bugs and a high risk of bear attack." "Can I bring my kids " "Sure."

How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.

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How long do owls live?

Six and a half books.

Why "hooters"?

Who decided breasts looked like owls They were wrong.

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Why do you wanna work at Clickbait Enterprises?

Here's 10 reasons why I should get the job "ok" Number 7 will shock you "You're hired"

How do you think bus driver interviews go?

Applicant: Sorry I'm late! Interviewer: You're hired!

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Why doesn't Mr. Jinks babysit his brother's daughters?

He hates nieeeeeeeeces to pieeeeeecesssssssss!!!!!!!

What do you get when you hire an owl to babysit your kids?

A real hootenanny!