Why "hooters"?

Who decided breasts looked like owls They were wrong.

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Why did Tigger get stuck in the toilet?

He was looking for pooh.

Why did the chicken jump into the bag of popcorn?

The kernel was looking for him.

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What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy?

Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent

Why are you studying your Easter candy?

I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"

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How is a woman like KFC?

After you're done with the breasts and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box.

What do you call a Pokemon with breasts?

Rattata.

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What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?

A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!

What's an owl's favorite rock band?

Owls personally prefer the track list of Rock Band 2. Just a solid game.

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Why "hooters"?

Who decided breasts looked like owls They were wrong.

Why are there no owls here?

I WAS LEAD TO BELIEVE THERE WOULD BE OWLS HERE! #hooters