Why are there no owls here?

I WAS LEAD TO BELIEVE THERE WOULD BE OWLS HERE! #hooters

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What do you call an owl who does magic?

WHO-DINI

Why can't owls breed in the rain?

It's too wet to woo.

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What do you call someone who believes rotten eggs smell bad, but doesn't care?

An eggsy-stench-alist.

Why didn't you obey that stop sign?

Driver: I don't believe everything I read.

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What is the leading cause of dry skin?

Bath towels...

Who is currently leading in the Pirate Party Polls?

Noone. Pirates don't have poles, they have masts.

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Why are there no owls here?

I WAS LEAD TO BELIEVE THERE WOULD BE OWLS HERE! #hooters

Why "hooters"?

Who decided breasts looked like owls They were wrong.