Why are there no owls here?

I WAS LEAD TO BELIEVE THERE WOULD BE OWLS HERE! #hooters

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Owl Jokes More Owl Jokes

Why did two owls get arrested for the same crime?

They were in ca .

Why don't owls make love in the rain?

Because it's too wet to woo.

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

Why didn't the Pharaoh believe he was drowning?

Because he was in deNile

When I was young I wanted to date a doctor for money. Can you believe how superficial I was?

Now I would date him for the prescriptions.

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Why couldn't Led Zeppelin play pinball?

They had No Quarter

What about the weasel?

That's the punchline. Comment with the lead up and may the best one win.

Hooter Jokes More Hooter Jokes

Why "hooters"?

Who decided breasts looked like owls They were wrong.

Why are there no owls here?

I WAS LEAD TO BELIEVE THERE WOULD BE OWLS HERE! #hooters