When did your parents divorce?

ME: No, they were hoarders, and the second floor collapsed.

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What's another name for an parent?

Someone who's stopped growing except around the waist.

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A radical mooselamb

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A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!

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Second Clown: I always perform in the big top.

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When did your parents divorce?

ME: No, they were hoarders, and the second floor collapsed.

Why couldn't the police arrest the robber on the second floor?

Because he took the stairs.

Collapse Jokes More Collapse Jokes

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I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses !

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Cause the building collapsed, duh.

Hoarder Jokes More Hoarder Jokes

When did your parents divorce?

ME: No, they were hoarders, and the second floor collapsed.

What's the one thing a hoarder has no trouble letting go of?

Their mind