When did your parents divorce?

ME: No, they were hoarders, and the second floor collapsed.

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Cause endorphins make me feel good.

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He's an orphan.

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When did your parents divorce?

ME: No, they were hoarders, and the second floor collapsed.

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Because he took the stairs.

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When did your parents divorce?

ME: No, they were hoarders, and the second floor collapsed.

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Probably get suffocated in his collapsed coffin

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Their mind

When did your parents divorce?

ME: No, they were hoarders, and the second floor collapsed.