What do clocks do when they're still hungry after a meal?

They go back four seconds.

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Meal Jokes More Meal Jokes

Why are math students so skinny?

Because they buy no meals. (Binomials)

What does a cannibal call a skateboarder?

Meals on wheels.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What does a pirate get when he walks into a second-hand shop?

Disappointed.

Why did the monkey fall of the tree?

Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? Why did the third monkey fall of the tree? Peer pressure.

Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

Why did the old lady throw the clock outside her window?

SHE WAS MENTALLY ILL!!!!!!

Why did Ahmed Mohamed put his clock in a pencil case?

because pipe clock would have just been stupid.