What do you call a monkey in a mine field?

A babooooom!

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What's the worst thing about a September harvest?

Finding a plane in your field.

Whats the worst joke you can play on an American?

Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.

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What did the monkey say when he was on a winning streak?

I've banana roll lately.

Why did the monkey put a bone in his mouth?

He wanted to smoke a joint!