Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?

Because he was outstanding in his field

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Scarecrow Jokes More Scarecrow Jokes

Why didn't the scarecrow want dessert?

Because he was stuffed!

How long did Dorothy, the Scarecrow, and the Cowardly Lion have to wait for the Tin Man?

Ten minutes.

Promotion Jokes More Promotion Jokes

Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?

Because he was outstanding in his field

Why did you call off yesterday?

Me: You said I should do what's best for the company. Boss.... Me: I'll take that promotion now.

Field Jokes More Field Jokes

What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

Whats the problem with running through a field of dead babies?

Your erection....