What did the busy tailor say to the Scarecrow who needed some mending?

I can't find the twine.

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How do you compliment a scarecrow?

Tell him he's outstanding in his field!

How long did Dorothy, the Scarecrow, and the Cowardly Lion have to wait for the Tin Man?

Ten minutes.

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Why did the storm trooper decide to buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the right droid he was looking for.

Where can you find alcoholic sheep?

At the BAAAAH

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Why can't you run through a campground?

You need to RAN through a campground because it's past tents.

Where do you go if you need to weigh a whale?

A whale-weigh station!

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What's the difference between someone who can mend your pants quick and a famous singer?

One of them is a swift tailor.

What did the emu say to the nurse?

A: Mend her bones or walk the plank