What did the busy tailor say to the Scarecrow who needed some mending?

I can't find the twine.

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Scarecrow Jokes More Scarecrow Jokes

What did the scarecrow say when asked about his job?

This job isn't for everyone, but hay...it's in my jeans"

What did the scarecrow say when the farmer asked him in for dinner?

No thanks, I'm stuffed."

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Why couldn't the auction house find any buyers for the Celtic artifact?

It was completely runed.

Who was the hide-and-seek champion of 2005?

Nobody knows, they haven't found him yet.

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Why were you late ?

Sorry teacher I overslept. You mean you need to sleep at home too !

How many Budists does it take... How many Budists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The change, if needed, will come from within.

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How can you mend King Kong's arm if he's twisted it?

With a monkey wrench.

What did the emu say to the nurse?

A: Mend her bones or walk the plank