What did the busy tailor say to the Scarecrow who needed some mending?

I can't find the twine.

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What do you call herpes on a scarecrow?

A corn on the cob

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Tell him he's outstanding in his field!

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Slow runners.

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The investiGATOR

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Why you need that?

You already have a wheelchair.

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How can you mend King Kong's arm if he's twisted it?

With a monkey wrench.

What did the busy tailor say to the Scarecrow who needed some mending?

I can't find the twine.