What did the busy tailor say to the Scarecrow who needed some mending?

I can't find the twine.

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What did the busy tailor say to the Scarecrow who needed some mending?

I can't find the twine.

Why didn't the scarecrow want dessert?

Because he was stuffed!

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What kind of cows do you find in Alaska?

Eski-moos!

What's an easy way on /r/jokes to find feminism jokes?

Just look for ones that have a "JOKE:" disclaimer

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What's the difference between a fruit and a vegetable?

A fruit doesn't need a wheelchair

How many things do you need to change a lightbulb?

3, a person, a ladder, and another lightbulb

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What did the emu say to the nurse?

A: Mend her bones or walk the plank

How can you mend King Kong's arm if he's twisted it?

With a monkey wrench.