What did the busy tailor say to the Scarecrow who needed some mending?

I can't find the twine.

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Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?

Because he was outstanding in his field

Why did the Scarecrow lose the debate?

All he had was a straw-man argument."

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries

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They both need to be changed after a while for the same reason

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I just need some space."

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What's the difference between someone who can mend your pants quick and a famous singer?

One of them is a swift tailor.

What did the busy tailor say to the Scarecrow who needed some mending?

I can't find the twine.