Why you need that?

You already have a wheelchair.

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Why are Twilight fans obsessed with it?

Because they need a fandom that won't make them feel like trash.

How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly?

Just a phew!

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Which part of a vegetable isn't edible?

His wheelchair.

Who do you call when your wheelchair gets a flat?

Cripple A.