Why you need that?

You already have a wheelchair.

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What's your best mattress joke?

Trying to win a new mattress in a contest and I need a clean mattress joke to win (dumb, I know)

Why were you late ?

Sorry teacher I overslept. You mean you need to sleep at home too !

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How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?

Take them out their wheelchair.

Who do you call when your wheelchair gets a flat?

Cripple A.