What did the gardener yell when his vegetarian friend visited?

Run Berry, run!

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Why didn't you visit Chad?

Cause he wasn't my Niger.

How can you tell if a dinosaur is visiting your house?

His tricycle will be parked outside.

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they got run over by a steamroller?

Flatman and Ribbon

What do Romans say when their wives run away?

Caesar!

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Why are gardeners the best pimps?

Because they are well versed in whorticulture

What did the gardener say to the rose?

Hello, bud.

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How many acrobats does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change it and one to yell "Ta-daa!" when he's done.

What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

An old man yelling at the cloud

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What did the strawberry say on December 25th?

Berry Christmas!

What do you call a berry with a sore throat?

A raspberry!