What do you call a berry with a sore throat?

A raspberry!

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What did pancake Chip say to his friend pancake Berry when Berry was sad?

Don't feel blue, Berry, things will get batter"

What did the strawberry say on December 25th?

Berry Christmas!

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What is slimy and wobbly tastes of raspberry and lives in the seas?

A red jellyfish.

Why is fruit so expensive?

I want some raspberries, not the tears of Jesus.