What is slimy and wobbly tastes of raspberry and lives in the seas?

A red jellyfish.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?

Because if they did they would be Bagels

Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

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What is the least pleasant state to live in?

Missouri.

Why would I want to quit smoking?

Oh, to live longer. Why would I want to live longer

Raspberry Jokes More Raspberry Jokes

Why is fruit so expensive?

I want some raspberries, not the tears of Jesus.

What do you call a berry with a sore throat?

A raspberry!