Why would I want to quit smoking?

Oh, to live longer. Why would I want to live longer

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What do you call an antelope that wants a big wedding?

Cantelope

What do you want?

The beam replies: "Oh, just give me a moment."

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Which came first the chicken or the egg?

The one smoking the cigarette.

What's easier to get, aids or lung cancer?

Depends what you smoke. (Not native speaker, sorry if it doesn't make sense)

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Why is it illegal for a man living in North Carolina to be buried in South Carolina?

Because he's alive.

Why do procrastinators live the longest?

Because they die at the last second.

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Why are you not laughing?

Cos I'm quitting today."

What do you call a Pokemon who is trying to quit smoking?

Vaporeon