Why would I want to quit smoking?

Oh, to live longer. Why would I want to live longer

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Why did your sister jump out the window ?

Because she wanted to try out her new spring suit

Why did the cowboy adopt a wiener dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy

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What happened to Mr. Potato Head when he smoked weed?

He got baked.

How do you find out what's in an e-cigarette?

Just ask someone not to smoke it next to you.

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What's worse than a dead lawyer?

A living one.

Where do the cleverest parrots live?

In the brain tree forests!

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Why did the alcoholic quit his acting career when the audience jeered at him?

He couldn't handle his boos.

Why did the knife quit?

It couldn't CUT IT! woohoo! I made this one up while sitting at a buffet table. Enjoy! Skip