How do you find out what's in an e-cigarette?

Just ask someone not to smoke it next to you.

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How do snowmen read their e-mails?

With an icy-stare!

Why can't you e-mail a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.

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Why do people who smoke weed take geology?

Because they're STONERS!

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?

You're too young to smoke. Sorry, it's the first joke I ever learned, and I haven't ever seen it posted.

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How many Syrians does it take to launch a missle?

Two. One to launch it, and one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.

How do you find a blind man in a nudist camp?

It's not hard.

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How was work?

flashback to me being asked to leave the meeting because I couldn't stop giggling after someone said "abreast" me:Good

Why do I need the life vest?

Me: If you have to ask, you might not need one.

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What is a hippies favourite type of cigarette?

Yours :P

How do you get stuck in an annoying conversation with a stranger?

Ask someone vaping if you can bum a cigarette.