How do you find out what's in an e-cigarette?

Just ask someone not to smoke it next to you.

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What begins with E, ends with E, and has one letter?

envelope

Why don't vikings send e-mails?

They prefer to use Norse code.

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What does an Eskimo girl say before she is about to lose her virginity?

Careful Dad, don't squish my smokes."

Why did the rancher stop attending poker night with his marijuana smoking steers?

The steaks were getting too damn high.

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When your mom is mad at you and finds anything to throw at you https://www.youtube.com/watch?

v=75cA3xmssM

Why did the walrus go to the tuppeware party?

To find a tight seal.. Badum tsst

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Why wouldn't you ask the zebra for music advice?

Because he only knows about The White Stripes.

What ringtone have you got?

Murphy asked Paddy, "What ringtone have you got " Paddy said, "I've never really looked, but probably light brown

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Which came first the chicken or the egg?

The one smoking the cigarette.

What do you name a dog with no legs?

Cigarette" because you take him out for a drag.