How do you find out what's in an e-cigarette?

Just ask someone not to smoke it next to you.

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How does a farmer send messages?

By e-i-e-i-o-mail.

What's a hippie's favorite animal?

An elk It has the E, the L, and the K. Would like to hear some more if you guys have any.

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What do you call someone with Down Syndrome who likes to smoke weed ?

A baked potato

How many heroin addicts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Four. One to hold the lightbulb and three to smoke until the room starts spinning!

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Where do you find a zebra?

25 letters after a, brah.

Why can't Caitlyn Jenner's kids ever find her?

Because she's Transparent.

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What makes you think you can criticise American gun laws, sitting over there in the UK?

I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.

What shall we do with all these letters begging for money?

the woman asks her husband. "Keep sending them!"

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What does Harry Potter say when he wants a cigarette?

Tobaccio

What did the Alabama woman say when she lost her virginity?

Dad you're crushing my cigarettes.