How many Syrians does it take to launch a missle?

Two. One to launch it, and one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.

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What did the scientists say when they found bones on the moon?

the cow didn't make it.

What's worse than finding a dead baby in the garbage can?

Finding a dead baby in the recycle bin.

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Why are you watching Thatcher's funeral?

Mum: "Just to make sure"

Did you watch the new comic book movie?

It was very graphic!

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What is white and hurts a homophobic man if it lands on him?

An airplane

What fictional city can ISIS not invade by land?

Gotham City.

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What do you call a Syrian refugee on the Mediterranean?

What do you call a Syrian refugee on the Mediterranean? Bob What does a Syrian refugee call their pet? Dinner What's grosser than gross? Two Syrian refugees fighting over a tampon.

What does a Syrian pirate say?

Allah AkbARRR

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How do they launch a champagne factory?

They throw a boat at it.

What happened when the Samsung Note 7 was launched?

It was an explosive success

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How many Iraqis does it take to launch a Scud missile?

Two. One to launch it one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.

What's the difference between CNN and Al Jazeera?

CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al Jazeera shows them landing.