How many Syrians does it take to launch a missle?

Two. One to launch it, and one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.

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What's 41 times 11?

I can't find the answer anywhere.

Why couldn't people find Joseph?

He was Haydn!

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What is the best time to watch Predator?

Anytiiiiiiiiiime

Why couldn't Mario ever watch Netflix with Peach?

Because the princess was always on another Castle.

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How can you tell if a cat is blonde?

A: No matter what height you drop it from it always lands on its head.

What does a dancing piece of land in the middle of nowhere?

Plot twisting!

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How many Syrians does it take to launch a missle?

Two. One to launch it, and one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.

What do you call a Syrian refugee on the Mediterranean?

What do you call a Syrian refugee on the Mediterranean? Bob What does a Syrian refugee call their pet? Dinner What's grosser than gross? Two Syrian refugees fighting over a tampon.

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How many Syrians does it take to launch a missle?

Two. One to launch it, and one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.

What did Nokia's executives say when the iPhone launched?

We're Finnished."

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How do you get Reddit to improve their search function?

Have CNN report on how bad it is

How many Syrians does it take to launch a missle?

Two. One to launch it, and one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.