How many Syrians does it take to launch a missle?

Two. One to launch it, and one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.

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Why can't Thor play the piano or hide n seek with his brother?

He can never find the Loki.

Why do so many white people get lost skiing?

It's hard to find them in the snow.

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What's the first rule of bug ownership?

Watch your step!

What did the German watch repairer say to his watch that would only go tick, tick, tick?

A: "Ve have vays of making you tock!"

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What did the pig do when a beetle landed in his feed trough?

He ate it quickly before the others could ask him to share.

What is a Nuclear Physicist's favorite Genesis song?

Land of Cold-Fusion".

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What's the difference between a Syrian school and a terrorist camp?

I don't know, I'm just flying the drone

What should you not gift a Syrian this year?

A drone

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How many Iraqis does it take to launch a Scud missile?

Two. One to launch it one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.

Why are astrophysicists always nervous before they launch a new satellite?

It can be a very Hubble-ing experience. These jokes may not be funny for you, but they are Fermi.

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What's next, thought crimes?

CNN: If you stare at your hand for a long time it will look weird

How do you get Reddit to improve their search function?

Have CNN report on how bad it is