How do you catch defish?

With debate.

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What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver?

I'm at your service ma'am.

What do you call a Pikachu caught in Brazil?

A Zikachu

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What did the colours red and violet say to one another when they couldn't agree in their debate?

I guess we're just on different ends of the spectrum.

Why did Christopher Reeve lose the debate?

Because his arguments against scrutiny.