How do you catch defish?

With debate.

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Why was the dietician kicked out of the casino?

He was caught counting carbs.

How do you catch a Douchebag?

JerkBait.

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How are that many Republicans candidates supposed to debate each other at once?

Throw a dollar bill in the floor and let the last one alive run for president.

Why did Christopher Reeve lose the debate?

Because his arguments against scrutiny.