What did the colours red and violet say to one another when they couldn't agree in their debate?

I guess we're just on different ends of the spectrum.

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What colour is eight?

Purple (According to my 3 year old son)

What did the colours red and violet say to one another when they couldn't agree in their debate?

I guess we're just on different ends of the spectrum.

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What did the golfer say to his buddy when he hit a bogey?

I guess you aren't up to par"

Why do fifty percent of marriages end in divorce?

Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.

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Why did Christopher Reeve lose the debate?

Because his arguments against scrutiny.

Who Loves Debates?

De fishes

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What would happen if the Illuminati and Half-Life 3 agreed with each other?

Illuminati and Half-Life 3 conformed.

What did the nudist criminal say when he agreed to a criminal plan?

I'm in, but I'm not decent."

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What did the colours red and violet say to one another when they couldn't agree in their debate?

I guess we're just on different ends of the spectrum.

What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar ?

Robbery with violets !